Shit Long Islanders Say. This is spot-on!
Today, on the Senate floor, you said this:
“Last I checked, Long Island was part — albeit sometimes regrettably — part of the United States of America.
It would be my pleasure to give you a guided tour of our Island that you called a “regrettable” part of the United States of America. What would you like to see?
Would you like to visit Sagamore Hill, the home of our 26th President, Teddy Roosevelt? Maybe you’d like to stop in Huntington to visit the birthplace of one of this nation’s most renowned poets, Walt Whitman.
Also, I’d love to show you the wonders of the North Shore, where F. Scott Fitzgerald got his inspiration to write the classic novel, The Great Gatsby. To top the tour off, It would be my honor to bring you to my hometown.
There, while enjoying a burger with fries and a milkshake from All-American, you can realize what a great place Long Island really is, and why you should think before speak on the Senate floor. Millions of people call this Island home, and I can almost guarantee you that we are more beneficial to this nation than your state of Arizona. With all due respect, of course.
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